23 May 2005

the geography of googling.

ok. i have to say that my fixation with blogpatrol numbers ended a few weeks back (surprisingly [to me] a few days after i found the ruddy code)
BUT. my interest in what people are googling and getting here from has not. what follows are some of the more interesting ones:

disorder bikes (Google)
1

rub tug toronto ossington (Google)
1

???

disorder bike (Google)
1

again? and at a different time no less!

sex Doll demonstration (Google)
1

glad i took that quick time movie down. giving away all my secrets...


sex with vacuum cleaners (Google)
1
you've GOT to be KIDDING.


synapse cognitive (Google)
1


hair elastics (Google)
1

of course...


true story of running away to circus (Google)
1

this one is my VERY favourite and just makes me Very Very happy. Imagine. imagine the person sitting there at 10.47 on a tuesday morning, googling this. what was s/he planning/searching for? sigh.

what to sad in a interview (Google)
1


synapse handlebars (Google)
1

this one was a few weeks ago. someone obviously taking the piss at my new found addiction.

now, since my most devoted fan(s) (me) will be aware that nowhere in my blog do i have anything about hair elastics or having sex with vacuum cleaners, this serves as some evidence of just what shortcomings still exist in google technology. just like God, all hail the proverbial grain of salt.

however. in case you think my worship of google has lessened (since my worship of God as a recovering catholic most Definitely has), i have two (only recently discovered!) words. GOOGLE-MAPPING. WOWWWW. SATTELLLITTTEE even!

5 comments:

Paula said...

Dude...Google Satellite is awesome.

'nuff said.

steflenk said...

and it is to YOU, and Only you, Dear Paula, that i owe all thanks for enlightening me. Yay!
the only thing that makes me somewhat forlorn is they have yet to chart closeup satellite views of London. (England, that is) sigh.

Paula said...

I'm guessing it's the Queen's fault. She's afraid of someone seeing her in her knickers.

steflenk said...

HOW MUCH WOULD I LOVE to see the Queen in her knickers through a window at Buckingham Palace...via googlemapping.
HOW MUCH?!?!

steflenk said...

Very Much.